Client: We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the website so that no one can steal them.
Me: Okay. I’ll need the original photos in a digital format so I can start placing the watermark on them before I upload them onto the new site.
Client: No, no. Just get online and take…
Various hypochondriac health problems
How to write a Christmas card as a single person
Should you dump someone if they aren’t perfect?
Why don’t people love each other?
Poetry about rain
Theories about puppies
Client: I can’t pay you.
Client: Because my client hasn’t paid me.
Me: I can see how that could be frustrating.
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